Serena Williams on Saturday continued her tennis hot streak by demolishing Maria Sharapova, 6-0, 6-1, and taking gold in women's singles. It's Serena's first Olympic singles gold medal and third overall. And after the match she also treated us to what we're guessing is another Olympic first: a Crip Walk, which is pretty much the most anti-pinky-in-the-air thing you'll see at the prissy All England Club. I imagine this is what it would be like to see Lil Wayne drinking from his Styrofoam cup at Augusta National. Anyway, here's her outstanding celebratory dance, which I'm sure a bunch of uptight old folks are going to complain about because it's gang related: That's awesome. Good thing there's no surly Russian judge around to give it a bad score. Serena and her sister Venus are also hoping to win gold in the doubles tournament. And if that happens, maybe we'll see the Harlem Shake. But I'm holding out hope for the Bernie.
- Serena Williams