The Olympics aren't even over yet and Ryan Lochte is already getting acting roles. Maybe this painful performance will prevent him from getting any more.
Funny or Die, the comedy website founded by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, is in London for the Olympic Games. They pulled together some of the most famous British people who aren't royalty and the US swimmer for a viral video.
Sir Patrick Stewart plays Ticket-Tooth Phil, the greatest ticket scalper at the 2012 Summer Games and perhaps the greatest in the history of the hustle. It also features clever cameos by "Shaun of the Dead" and "Star Trek" star Simon Pegg and "Game of Thrones" actress Maimie Williams.
Lochte also joins in the fun but we should warn you: His performance is quite cringeworthy. Seriously, the last time I made a face that scrunched up from embarrassment, I had just learned that his mother knew he only had time for one-night stands.
Oh and it's also NSFW thanks to a couple of cockney-flavored curse words. You can watch it on Funny or Die's website.