Ryan Lochte's painful acting almost ruins otherwise hilarious Funny or Die video

The Olympics aren't even over yet and Ryan Lochte is already getting acting roles. Maybe this painful performance will prevent him from getting any more.
Funny or Die, the comedy website founded by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, is in London for the Olympic Games. They pulled together some of the most famous British people who aren't royalty and the US swimmer for a viral video.
Sir Patrick Stewart plays Ticket-Tooth Phil, the greatest ticket scalper at the 2012 Summer Games and perhaps the greatest in the history of the hustle. It also features clever cameos by "Shaun of the Dead" and "Star Trek" star Simon Pegg and "Game of Thrones" actress Maimie Williams.
Lochte also joins in the fun but we should warn you: His performance is quite cringeworthy. Seriously, the last time I made a face that scrunched up from embarrassment, I had just learned that his mother knew he only had time for one-night stands.
Oh and it's also NSFW thanks to a couple of cockney-flavored curse words. You can watch it on Funny or Die's website.
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If the ego of Kobe Bryant (is that his name?) gets any bigger, they'll have to shoe-horn his head into the arenas where he plays. He thinks he's the only one on the court; soon it will HAVE to be that way - no room for his head and anyone else.
You play basketball, clown - not something anybody needs, when you think of it. -
This is an article about Ryan Lochte. Maybe you should go to the article about Kobe and post this comment. The photo of Kobe is a link to the article about what he said. BTW, did you actually read that article or are you responding to the title?
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Ryan wasn't THAT bad. I've seen worse (Kardashians). With this said, i hope he doesn't quit his day job.
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I agree, I dont think he was good but he wasnt that bad. I expected much worse based on the description. ...and it was his first time, maybe not his first one-night stand but..... hahahah alright, my attempt at a joke - weak I know. LOL.



