The extremely hot British weather might mean bad news for athletes who are trying to stay hydrated, but it's awesome news for guys in their air conditioned living rooms who will watch the US women's beach volleyball team.
That's because the team will get a big break during their competition since they're playing late at night at around 11 p.m. London time. The temperature will drop to a level that would almost cause some disappointment in the minds of some very, very lonely men who only look forward Olympic beach volleyball to watch the ladies jump, strain, and groan in skimpy two-piece beachwear.
April Ross, a first-time Olympic athlete who is competing with Jen Kessy, assured the public at a press conference that she won't be covering up what the good Lord gave her.
"If the weather stays like this," she said, "then we will be in our bikinis at night."
I think I speak for every red-blooded heterosexual male when I say that we don't care if these ladies even take home a single medal. This already makes us winners.
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